Kate and George
Kate and George flee the UK

While maintaining the public facade that everything is OK and the trip is to celebrate Carole Middleton‘s birthday, Kate has taken the sensible decision to flee the UK with her baby, for the Caribbean island of Mustique and back into the bosom of the Middleton family, where she feels most safe.

As the ideal location for a royal getaway, due to the island’s privacy and luxury villas, Kate is able to weather out the storm as the Windsor royal family continues to crumble and disintegrate, in the face of sustained accusations of murder, paedophilia and satanic worship.

Prince William stays away.

As with any new bride, who discovers she’s married into the UK’s horror version of the Addam’s Family, speculation is rife that Kate has banned William from joining her and their son on the Caribbean island.

Under the public facade of studying agricultural management at the University of Cambridge, Prince William is in the metaphorical firing line as much as his grand-mother, grand-father, father and uncle.

William won’t spend Valentine’s Day with Kate.

Even on the most romantic day of the year, February 14th, Prince William is using the excuse of being too busy with his studies, to spend the day with his wife and child.

A Midnight Phone-Call.

Following initial news reports of the Queen being guilty of high treason, published on the alternative news source, Guerrilla Democracy News, the editor received a midnight phone call from a with-held number by a young lady asking whether the allegations concerning the Queen and the Windsor family were true?

Read more http://guerrillademocracy.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/queen-elizabeth-ii-is-arrested-for-high.html

While denying to be Kate Middleton, the unknown voice did confess to be connected with the royal family but wouldn’t elaborate more, except to say, “We are all not that bad.”

Read more http://guerrillademocracy.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/midnight-call-from-katie.html

Prince Harry
Prince Harry torn between his family and his lover.

With every royal family member feeling the heat, Prince Harry 29, has found solace on Kate’s shoulder, after being ordered by his father, to end a relationship with a mystery girl called Cressida Bonas 24.

An entertainment gossip website recently reported that Prince Charles wants Harry to end his relationship with Cressida as the Prince of Wales thinks Cressida’s family problems can cost the royal family their credibility, restored through the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

“Harry had a meltdown after his father told him to ‘back off’ from Cress because of her family problems,” a source told ShowbizSpy.

Cressida’s stepfather, Christopher Shaw 76, was found dead of a suspected drug overdose at his home recently. Following a recent trend of investment bankers committing suicide, the former investment banker, who reportedly had financial and long term health problems, was Cressida’s mother’s, Lady Mary Gaye, fourth husband.

It actually isn’t Cressida whom Charles has a problem with; rather, he’s not a fan of her family.

Kate and Harry
Kate helps mend Harry’s broken heart

Could it be that they have connections with the Royal family which the Palace could least afford being made public at this time?

According to a Daily Mail article last year, Lady Mary Gaye was one of the most glamorous debutantes of her day and so bedazzled London in the 1970’s that a blue-coloured cocktail — to match her blue-blooded credentials — called The Curzon was invented at Claridge’s in her honour.

Kate helps Harry get over heart-ache.

“Harry told his dad he loves Cressida, but Charles isn’t sure she’s royal material,” the source added.

While Prince Harry is under huge pressure to dump her, friends say he’s ‘broken in two’ at being torn between his family and his lover.

While the cat’s away, the mice will play. While Kate’s away, the Windsor’s crumble.






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    1. Why’s it a “lie”…?! Oh yeah, that’s right, you don’t want your little monarchy bubble burst do you…?! WAKE THE FUCK UP! Chaz was bezzie mates with one of the most sick, depraved, sadistic, warped individuals EVER to draw breath. The only reason he’s not been investigated by Operation Yewtree is because of who he is.

      This is the main reason – although, of course, there are myriad reasons – why we MUST end the monarchy. They don’t just BELIEVE they’re above the law, they ARE above the law.

      You’re comfy with the idea of our next UNELECTED head of state being a kiddie-fiddler, are you…?!

      I can hear your response now “If we didn’t have a royal family, we’d not have a tourist industry…”. That’s the monarchist equivalent of Godwin’s Law. You lose the argument by default.

      So, only monarchist nations have a tourist industry, then…?! Nobody EVER visits France, or the Czech Republic, or Germany, Italy, America, Mexico, Brazil, South Africa, etc.…? They can’t have a tourist industry because they’re republics.

      Unless you monarchists can come up with a more compelling argument (and, frankly, just about ANYTHING would be – “If we didn’t have a royal family then the UK would be swallowed by a giant whale!”) then just don’t bother. No, really, DON’T!

  1. For those who are awake it’s general knowledge that these parasites are satanic, pedophiles not to forget Nazi’s! They will all be brought to justice and they know it!!

  2. also, queen is getting most of public funds – hidden as welfare. What did she do with the 10 children she took from a BC residential school in 1964. We want our Children back. We hold her, her husband, children and all descendants accountable until justice is done.

      1. Yes…those ten children taken from Kamloops, BC by Elizabeth and Philip, never to be heard from again. William Coombs remembered…and we will never forget!

    1. Please stop taking your medication, it is called fluoride and it is found in most of your food and drinks, unless of course you are totally organic and know where your food & drinks come from… it is also one of the many dangerous nano-particle substances found in chem trails aka geoengineering ( http://www.geoengineeringwatch.org ) – it DUMBS you down and keeps you living in a false paradigm.

  3. from the associated links Disclaimer: This story is fake and is meant for entertainment purposes only.(After all, Dark Forces are at work and no-one wants to meet with an unfortunate accident or to commit suicide)

  4. Well hats off to brave people who have brought the royal family (bar Harry) and the Pope to justice for their heinous crimes against the indigenous children of Canada. They have risked their lives and have been persecuted during this long battle. It’s time for the public to know who and what these institutions really are and what they stand for. It certainly isn’t humanity on this planet!

  5. It’s not even her baby, people need to wake up to this dog and pony show. Are they paying ‘bedroom tax’ for all their palaces? Oh that’s right, I forgot, these parasite don’t pay tax. The sooner these scum are arrested the better!

    1. Hi, many thanks for commenting. Yes, I know, the spelling mistakes and grammar do let me know and I apologise for it whole heartily.
      In my defence I was living with my partner who hated me writing and was forever nagging me to stop and do something more constructive instead like wash up, hoover, iron and put the clothes away. I wish I had the time to properly proof-read all my articles, but the truth is I haven’t.
      If you don’t mind proof-reading it for me, I’ll make the corrections start away and I will be forever in your debt.

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