HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF BECOMING A MP?
WELL NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!

• £75,000 a year wage with an additional £75,000 in expenses.
• Your own office, secretary and researcher.
• Subsidised bar, food, clothes, utility bills and much much more.
• Extended holidays and attractive allowances.
• First class travel and VIP treatment.
• Overseas trips and research holidays included
• Allowed to vote on matters of state
• Work from home, obliged to travel to London once a week.
• Guaranteed job security for 5 years.
• Attractive job offers post office.
• No qualifications needed.

TO QUALIFY YOU MUST:

  • Pay a £500 deposit (refunded if you get over 3% of the vote.)
  • Get ten signatures from voters in your constituency.
  • Stand in the 2015 general election and get more votes than your opponents.

WITH A WILL TO SUCCEED AND AN INDEPENDENT MIND, YOU CAN BECOME A MP TOO.

To apply contact info@sosparty.co.uk for more information.

Further Reading:

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