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 The Sun newspaper have jumped on the band-wagon by labelling millionaire comedian Russell Brand a “joke” following his outburst and rant against Channel 4 reporter Paraic O’Brien having been asked “What kind of rent are you paying?”

Labelled a “hypocrite” by Tory MP Andrew Bridgen, Russell Brand’s street cred as a revolutionary has taken a nose-dive following his self-serving publicity stunts, which many claim are performed to appease an insidious secret agenda, dreamt up by his illuminati masters.

“TRAGIC COMIC.”

Threatening to sue mogul giant Rupert Murdoch, Russell Brand’s claim to be the great revolutionary hope now lies in tatters.

“I’M A VOLATILE PERSON.”

Described by child-abuse crusader Robert Langer as a “Wonderful Hope” and a “Great Spirit,” Matt Taylor 43 from Brighton UK is racing up the ratings as the clear favourite to topple Russell Brand of his perch as the man most likely to lead a British revolution.

A champion of alternatives Matt Taylor promises a better way of life, with promises such as:

  • Non-Privatisation of the NHS.
  • No to ideology tax cuts such as the Bedroom Tax, Labour’s Freeze on Child Benefit, ATOS and an end to the persecution of the poor, and attacks on the Welfare State.
  • Michael Reynolds inspired sustainable ‘Earthship’ housing to counter-act the nation’s housing shortage.
  • Moai Tidal Electric, bulk free energy captured at the base of the sea, doing away with the need for fracking and off-shore above surface wind turbines.
  • A cure for Cancer by exploring the claims by Canadian born Rick Simpson and thousands of others from around the world that Hemp Oil cures cancer and many other life debilitating diseases.
  • A new Monarch to replace the Windsor Royal Family in the guise of John Wanoa.
  • £970 Million Trillion Trillion in cash.
  • 750 thousand tons of Gold.

Supported by the next King of Great Britain and the Common Wealth John Wanoa, a native Moai from New Zealand, Matt Taylor is standing as an independent parliamentary candidate in the expected 2015 general election.

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With his head soon to be immortalised on the new Ten Million pound note, Matt Taylor’s name is soon to become a household name.

READ MORE: THE STORY OF THE CENTURY.

As Darly Gardiner, a crusader against the illuminati makes clear in her Facebook status:

“Seriously we need these bunch of idiots out of Westminster…they are all totally illegal and I will not tolerate their rubbish any longer my fuse is getting really short because they couldn’t give a nuns crunch of a care for the people of this country.. Matt! If you get in next year can I be your chief whip. I will make my own body armour?? I’m a mean shot with a bow and arrow moving targets my speciality…peez I would love to watch Westminster dance…”

Even the Alternative Media’s most feared nemesis Tom Cahill, hasn’t got anything bad to say about him.

“You’re a good sport, and you’re OK from what I can tell. You’re also amusing and not vindictive. You make people laugh, and are funny. I can tell you’ve got a strong character and I soon realised that you aren’t petty.”

“WHAT A JOKE.”

While Russell Brand preaches revolution from his posh pad in London, Matt Taylor works from his election campaign office in Peacehaven, part of the Brighton Kemptown constituency which he hopes to be elected MP in 2015.

TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

“I’m happy to serve both the constituents of Brighton Kemptown and Lewes,” says Matt Taylor, “Vote for me and you won’t need Nazis MP Simon Kirby or Lib-fibber MP Norman Baker.”

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