Ladbrokes have offered the odds of 200-1 for Matt Taylor, Independent candidate and the leader of the Moai King William Party, to win the Brighton Kemptown general election.
- Favourite to win is Labour’s Nancy Pratts at 8/13
- Conservative Slimy Kirby 5/4
- Green Party Davy Jones 25/1
- Liberal Democrat Paul Chandler 100/1
- UKIP Ian Buchanan 100/1
The other candidate who hasn’t been given odds is:
- Socialist Worker Jacqueline Shodeke
“I NEED A MIRACLE.”
In the same way he needed a miracle during the Police and Crime Commissioner elections of 2012, Matt Taylor finds himself praying for a miracle to win the Brighton Kemptown 2015 election.
Broadcasting daily from his Election Campaign office in Peacehaven, Matt Taylor urges voters to place a bet at Ladbrokes and make themselves some easy money. “It’s never been easier to make easy money. Simply put a pound on me to win and you’ll make £200. Put £10 on me to win and you’ll make £2000. Put £20 on me to win and you’ll make £4000, you get the message!” Gearing himself up for a short campaign Matt Taylor is pulling out all the stops to become MP for Brighton Kemptown. “I’m going to win this election,” Matt Taylor defiantly declares, “with the power of my subconscious mind to ensure the Universe aids me to victory.”
THE RACE IS ON.
With only 14 days to go until 7th May, Election Day, seven parliamentary candidates have been confirmed to contest the Brighton Kemptown constituency.
DEMOCRACY IN ACTION.
NANCY PRATTS – LABOUR PARTY.
Previously stood in the 2010 Brighton Pavilion General Election but lost to Caroline Lucas from the Green Party. Roundly ridiculed by opposition MP’s such as Worthing MP Tim Loughton, who on Radio 4 said she talks “nonsense,” Nancy Pratts seems to be on course for another spectacular failure.
- READ MORE: BIG INTERVIEW: NANCY PRATTS.
- READ MORE: WHO IS NANCY PRATTS?
- READ MORE: THE HYPOCRISY OF NANCY PRATTS KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
Elected as a councillor in 1992 on Brighton and Hove City Council, he became Brighton Kemptown MP in 2010 after narrowly scoring more votes than Labour’s Simon Burgess with a slim majority of 1,328. A champion of LGBT and animal welfare issues, Slimy Kirby is a raising star in the Nasty Nazis party but is doomed to electoral defeat taking in account his iron-cast loyalty to a nasty Nazis Conservative party intent on fatal austerity measures, wars and the infringement of our Human rights and liberties.
- READ MORE: SLIMY KIRBY ACCUSED OF MURDER COVER-UP.
- READ MORE: IS SLIMY KIRBY A FREEMASON?
- READ MORE: SLIMY KIRBY RESORTS TO BRIBERY.
DAVY JONES – THE GREEN PARTY.
A freelance consultant specialising in the areas of citizen involvement, Davy Jones is more at home in a yoga position than he is keeping his nose to the ground. Oblivious to the corruption in local government and police, Davy Jones appears to be part of the problem rather than the solution. Making his living from consultancy, with his most important clients being local authorities and ultimately the tax-payers. Its yet to see if Davy Jones makes an impact in the 2015 general election, other than hosting a weekly politics show on RadioFreeBrighton.
- READ MORE: DAVY JONES – ABOUT ME.
- READ MORE: DAVY JONES – WHY I’M STANDING?
- READ MORE: DAVY JONES ON THE RADIO.
PAUL CHANDLER – LIBERAL DEMOCRAT.
Taken from the Brighton Kemptown Liberal Democrat website. Paul has been a Lib Dem since the founding of the Party and has previously been a local councillor and, on four occasions, as a parliamentary candidate. Paul is Chair of Brighton & Hove Liberal Democrats and is a shortlisted candidate to stand for the Party at the General Election in 2015 for the Kemptown constituency. Paul is an enthusiastic sailor and crossword solver and volunteers at a local advice service. He has been learning Portugese at Bhasvic evening classes and, after 50 lessons, still has a long way to go!
- READ MORE: PAUL CHANDLER.
- READ MORE: A LESSON IN MASS EXTINCTION.
- READ MORE: LIB DEMS CHOOSE LOCAL PARLIAMENTARY CANDIDATE FORBRIGHTON KEMPTOWN.
IAN BUCHANAN – UKIP
A Freemason and a Knight’s Templar under his own admission; Ian Buchanan appears to be keeping the lowest profile of all the parliamentary candidates and for good reason too. With the UKIP party being exposed on a daily basis as nothing more than the far-right wing arm of the Conservative Party, Ian Buchanan is destined to lose his £500 deposit at the 7th May General Election and go down in history as a man on the wrong side of reason.
- READ MORE: IAN BUCHANAN: UKIP PROSPECTIVEPARLIAMENTARY CANDIDATE.
- READ MORE: IAN BUCHANAN – MY FINANCIAL INTERESTS.
- READ MORE: WHAT A UKIP GOVERNMENT WILL DO?
JACQUELINE SHODEKE – SOCIALIST WORKER.
Freely admitting that she doesn’t know who she’s standing against in the Brighton Kemptown 2015 General Election, Jacqueline Shodeke, said “rather than the daily struggle that most people face today, we could have a world where we all have access to what we require to satisfy our needs, and are not rationed by the size of our wage packet or state handout.”
MATT TAYLOR – INDEPENDENT/MOAI KING WILLIAM PARTY.
The favourite to win the Brighton Kemptown 2015 election, Matt Taylor offers the change which other parties and candidates only dream of.
An ex-Royal Military Policeman and regarded in the top four of the ‘Alternative Media’ writers, Matt Taylor rivals Russell Brand as the UK’s leading radical revolutionary.
Matt boasts, “A vote for Independence means a cure for cancer, a new economy, free tidal energy, a paedophile free parliament and a new monarch. If you really want change, I’m the only candidate offering the real change which our country so desperately needs to dig ourselves out of the mire consecutive Labour, Lib Dem and Conservative governments have left us in.”
- READ MORE: FORGET ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND, MATT TAYLOR IS THE REAL REVOLUTIONARY.
- READ MORE: “HOORAY; I’M THE LEADER OF THE MOAI KING WILLIAM PARTY.”
- READ MORE: MATT TAYLOR ORDERS THE IMMEDIATE ARREST OF DAVID CAMERON & THE QUEEN.