Having begged for money to finance my dreams and aspirations for global domination lol, (which wasn’t well received with a whopping 14 thumbs down) I’m happy to introduce Blasting News UK.
REMEMBER THE MORE YOU READ, THE MORE PENNIES I GET…
NEW CONSERVATIVE PARTY POLICY – ONLY THE FITTEST WILL SURVIVE
It would appear the Conservative Party has initiated a new policy in which only the fittest survive. Complimenting their historic conservative ideology of looking after number one, recent changes in how the most vulnerable in society are treated by the State demonstrate a secret new policy in action.
CAN AN ARTICLE BRING DOWN THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY?
On-line journalist Chris Spivey boasts his next article has the potential to bring the British establishment crashing down and see the demise of the British Royal family.
I HATE BEING A CONSPIRACY THEORIST.
Since sticking my head down the fabled rabbit’s hole and deciding to go as deep as I dare, my life has turned into a nightmare. Everything has changed and there’s no going back.
DAVID CAMERON HAS TURNED ‘NO STONE’ ON CHILD-ABUSE.
It’s been over three years since Prime Minister David Cameron was handed a list of suspected paedophile parliamentarians by TV presenter Philip Schofield live on the This Morning show.
POLITICAL SATIRE PLUNGES TO NEW DEPTHS OF MALICE.
Prime Minister David Cameron, Royalty and other notable figures in the British Establishment are coming under a level of political satire unheard of in modern times. While political satire has been a stable diet of discontent since the times of ancient Rome and Greece, modern day satire is touching on libel and slander.
IS DAVID CAMERON A NECROPHILIAC?
David Cameron is facing extraordinary new claims that he had sex with a dead child to join an ultra secret club and be selected for the position of British Prime Minister. Defying the risk of being arrested for libel and slander, the author of The Coleman Experience WordPress site has published damaging claims that David Cameron is a necrophiliac, mentioned on at least three different blogs.